Dinner’s hot; your patience isn't, but at the end of the day, you still love them. The "I Love My Asshole Kids" oven mitt by Blue Q is a meticulously crafted tribute to the beautiful, chaotic, and often exhausting reality of parenthood. It’s the ultimate sidekick for every mum or dad who adores their children—most of the time.
Featuring a charming vintage-style illustration that contrasts perfectly with its brutally honest message, this mitt is a stunning addition to the modern Australian family kitchen. It’s cleverly designed for those who navigate school runs, sports practices, and dinnertime tantrums with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Unapologetically relatable and built for serious kitchen duty, this mitt is extra-quilted to keep your hands safe while you keep your cool. It’s a stunning conversation starter and a playful reminder that while the kids might be a handful, your kitchen style doesn't have to suffer.
Key Features
- Superior Heat Protection: Extra-quilted, super-insulated padding to keep hands safe while handling hot trays and family-sized roasts.
- Premium Natural Materials: Constructed from 100% heavy-duty cotton for a comfortable, long-lasting fit.
- Eco-Friendly Printing: The bold design is screen-printed using high-quality, water-based inks that remain vibrant through every wash.
- Ambidextrous Fit: Measuring 31 x 17 cm, the clever shape allows it to be worn comfortably on either the left or right hand.
- Sold Individually: This listing is for one single (1pc) oven mitt with unique, high-character illustrations on both sides.
- Socially Conscious: 1% of the sales of every Blue Q oven mitt is donated to charity organisations like Doctors Without Borders and Habitat for Humanity.
- Not sold yet? Explore our full range of Funny and Quirky Oven Mitts.
FAQ
- How do I clean my Blue Q oven mitt? To keep the design looking stunning, we recommend a cold machine wash with similar colours. Line dry in the shade to maintain the cotton's integrity.
- Is this a good Mother's Day or Father's Day gift? Absolutely! It is one of our most popular choices for parents with a sharp sense of humour. It’s the "no-fail" gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or even an office Kris Kringle.
- Is this mitt sold as a pair or a single item? This is a single (1pc) oven mitt. We show both sides in the photography to highlight the different designs on each side.
Country of origin
USA
